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eng Automatic Translation

TranUSSRversion: a delicacy for an enlightened eater, or Conjuncture

Alexei Kuzmich (junior) 2022
The area in front of the Russian pavilion, Venice Biennale, April 22, 2022

Before the action, Aleksey Kuzmich wrote an explanatory note:

"Trans-SSSR version: a delicacy for an enlightened consumer, or Conjuncture. Action. Venice Biennale. Italy. April 22, 2022

Recipe for the delicacy "TransSSSRversion" (with instructions for use)

INGREDIENTS:

1. Isolation and sanctions

2. KGB

3. Mutated geek, confirming the presence of a new fascism

4. Prayer

5. Great Russian world

6. Subservience

7. Aryans - the heirs of Hyperborea and the progenitors of mankind

8. Shit

9. Burnt vodka

10. Domes and camps

11. Repentance of subhumans through mandatory collective responsibility

12. Backwardness, savagery, primitive

13. More shit

14. Genetically modified Frankenstein from a failed experiment

15. Cast in gold universal matrix of the motherland

16. Militaristic Fascist Orthodox Church

17. Quilted jacket

18. Screaming homophobia, Russophobia, xenophobia, sexism, machismo, anti-Semitism

19. Jesus Christ

20. More shit, no regrets

21. Iron Curtain

22. Lies and obscurantism

23. Terrorist socialism

24. Intolerance of freedom

25. Reincarnation of the Fuhrer

26. Cannibalism

27. Ruin and hopelessness

28. Punitive psychiatry

29. Evil Empire

30. Checkmate

31. Hatred for the West

32. Cursed Jewish Freemasons!

33. Barbarian from the motherland-BDSM - a scarecrow for the civilized world

COOKING:

Thoroughly mix the ingredients of the Trans-SSSR version in the quantity and proportions “more is better” with a holey straw scoop until a protracted lowing turning into a whistle. On the resulting warm jelly, put lightly browned fragments of the body of the eater himself: a hair, a nail, a strip of skin, or part of an arm / leg (for advanced users). Drown a little.

Let it brew for 6 hours in the darkness of the cellar, under the icon of St. George the Victorious.

USE:

Serve uncooled. No heat treatment, raw. The warmth of the delicacy must be maintained by the flow of its own blood, recently pulsing in the veins of the ingredients. The heart of a Frankenstein meal may still work while eating, or it may stop the day before.

Dress in white. The color of the hall and the interior for the meal is also to choose white. Cut pieces out of the artwork with a dull rusty knife. It is not necessary to lay out on plates. You can tear the delicacy directly with your hands (if they were not added to the dish), without being embarrassed by the abundant splashes of crimson-chocolate color flying at those around you. Or gnaw a hole right in the dish itself and climb up to eat the structure from the inside, bringing its members to a deep internal roar, the vibrations of which should destroy Moscow.

If necessary, scroll over the work of the mill with the ashes of Joseph Stalin, two Volodya (Ulyanov-Lenin and Putin), Alexander Lukashenko.

It is recommended to eat the transSSSR version, talking about the divine, in a circle of great people close in spirit and class. The works of Nietzsche, Heidegger, Ilyin will be very useful for discussion.

IMPORTANT!

The trans-SSSR version is not designed to satisfy hunger. Take only on a full stomach.

The delicacy is shown to be eaten exclusively by the best and most valuable, elite, chosen minds and bodies - representatives of a narrow stratum of the outstanding, priority and most pleasant part of humanity.